i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
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Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
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We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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