After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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