Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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