yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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