dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
My balls are so social today.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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