I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
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On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
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Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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