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Is this the I'm gay speech?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
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she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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