My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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