I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
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