Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Randomize
