Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I just want to make out with him forever
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
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