Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
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the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
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And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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