why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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