I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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