Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Randomize
