Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
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Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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