is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Randomize
