And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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