: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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