He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
two words: eviction party
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
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Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
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His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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