i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
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I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
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I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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