Kareoke will never be a sober sport
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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