wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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