Whatcha textin bout Willis?
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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