At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
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I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
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I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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