So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
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You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
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Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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