it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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