I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
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I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
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Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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