And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Can you repeat that, but with context?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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