Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
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All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
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Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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