Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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