it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
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hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
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I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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