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Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
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there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
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Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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