Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Randomize
