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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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