you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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