We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
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one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
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if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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