Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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