she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
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I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
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Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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