people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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