It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
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his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
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banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Drake has all the answers
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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