I never want to see another naked old woman again.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
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I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
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But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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