I wish I only lived at night.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
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