I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
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She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
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I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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