So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
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I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
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I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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