We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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