No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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