Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
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You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
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What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
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