K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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