I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Randomize
