can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Randomize
