So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
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yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
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Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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