Buhtt sex?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
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fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
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Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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