I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
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