I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Are we still banned from the library?
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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